Why doesn't Tarzan
have a beard? />
Why do we press harder
on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? />
Why do banks charge a
fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? />
Why do Kamikaze pilots
wear helmets? />
Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say
the paint is wet? />
What is the speed of
darkness? />
Why is it that people
say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? />
If the temperature is
zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will
it be? />
Do married people live
longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? />
How is it that we put
man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage? />
Why do people pay to
go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on
the ground? />
Did you ever stop and
wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?" />
Who was the
first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next
thing that comes outta its bum." />
Why do toasters
always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat? />
Why is there a
light in the fridge and not in the freezer? />
Why do people
point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to
their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? />
Why does your
Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway? />
Why does Goofy
stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! />
If quizzes are
quizzical, what are tests? />
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil
made from? />
If electricity comes
from electrons, does morality come from morons? />
Why do the
Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? />
Stop singing and read
on……. Yes, it caught me too! />
Do illiterate people
get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? />
Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? />
Does pushing the
elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? />
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